- What is your full name?
- Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
- What else are you called?
- Esteban The Lady Killer
- What is your sex?
- Male but only sometimes.
- What is your age?
- 47
- What is your height and weight?
- 5’5” and 450 lbs
- What color is your is your hair, eyes, skin, etc.?
- Dark Brown Hair, Brown Eyes, and Tan Skin.
- What sort of posture do you have?
- A very slouched posture
- What is your overall appearance? (good-looking, over- or underweight, clean, neat, pleasant, untidy. Shape of head, face, limbs,etc..)
- I would say that I am very attractive and when the ladies see me they fall in love with my beauty, I am very overweight, I have greasy hair from never showering, and you can’t see my ankles because my fat covers them and my facial features are very attractive because I have a lot of fat on my cheeks and I look like a baby and a lot of ladies in spain are into that stuff.
- Any defects? ( deformities, abnormalities, birthmarks, diseases)
- I have very high blood pressure and a huge chance of getting a heart attack.
- Where do you live?
- I live in Madrid, Spain.
- Where were you born?
- I was born in Barcelona, Spain.
- What class of society are you? (working, ruling, middle, poor)
- I am a poor man.
- What is your occupation? (type of work, hours of work, income, condition of work, work ethic, union or non-union, attitude toward organization, suitability for your work).
- I am a very hardworking man, I am a professional homeless man by day and a hard at work lady killer by night. (No I do not actually kill ladies)
- What is your education? (Amount,kinds of schools,marks,favorite subjects, poorest subjects, aptitudes)
- I got a full ride scholarship to Harvard, my favorite subjects are PE because I can just trample everyone when I running really fast and nobody can beat me because I am a trackstar.
- What about your homelife? (Parents living, earning power, orphan, parents separated or divorced, parents' habits, parents' mental development, parents' vices, neglect)
- I am an orphan, I lived in a orphanage, I am a orphan because both my parents died and they are separated because they are buried in different holes which kinda sucks...I wish they weren't separated.
- Do you have any brothers or sisters? How many older and how many younger?
- I am an only child.
- What do you remember about the house you grew up in?
- I remember the cold nights in the orphanage and getting all the ladies and the sloppy joes that the lunch ladies would serve everyday.
- What religion do you practice if any?
- I am not religious.
- What is your race or nationality?
- I am Spanish.
- What are your political affiliations?
- Sorry I do not follow politics.
- What do you do for amusement? (Hobbies, books, newspapers, magazines you read, tv programs)
- Since I am homeless I usually beg for money and if I am not doing that then I am either dumpster diving for that leftover food or seducing the ladies with my amazing looks.
- What about the neighborhood you grew up in and what were some of the special occasions in your family? (Holidays, reunions, picnics, vacations, etc.)
- On special occasions in my orphanage we would all gather and play kick the can.
- Name some of the special homemade foods you ate as a child
- I ate a lot of sloppy joes so that is pretty special.
- Name and describe some of the games you played as a child.
- I played a lot of kick the can and me and kids from the orphanage would go and see who could get a girlfriend quicker and I always won because all the ladies love me.
- What is your favorite childhood memory?
- Getting to eat sloppy joes and playing kick the can.
- What is your worst childhood memory?
- Getting rejected by a girl for the first time...she wasn't pretty anyways.
- What is your best feature?
- My best feature would have to be my looks because all the ladies love them
Who You Are - Now
- Where are you? Describe it in detail (you must create this for the audience, so be as detailed as possible.
- I am currently in the suburbs of Madrid, Spain. I am trying to find a place to sleep, I have been searching all night for a place to stay. Nobody is helping me. I have been trying to use my skills with the ladies to see if they would let me stay at there house for a few days because I want to get out of this freezing weather.
- What are you wearing? How does this affect your body? (Think heels for women, heavy coats, suits, rags, and bare feet…)
- I am wearing a white t-shirt well it use to be white, its more of like a brown now because it is so dirty and I have no other shirt to put on, the shirt has holes in it from sleeping on the ground . I have some blue jeans that are all torn up and old. I have no shoes, when I was sleeping someone stole them. I have been walking around the cold streets of Madrid with no shoes and my feet hurt, they are numb.
- What objects do you have around you that you can pass the time with? (Tea, scientific materials, food to eat, things to clean, etc)
- I have no objects that I have with me to pass the time. I am usually around begging for money and food are talking to the ladies or I just sleep because I have nothing better to do.
What You Want
- What do you want more then anything?
- I want like a mansion and a lot of money and unlimited supply of food.
- What is your goal for the me for the next 5 minutes? 5 years? Life?
- My goal for the next 5 minutes is to buy a lottery ticket, in the next 5 years I would have won the lottery so I would be living in a mansion and then I would have the happiest life and live happily ever after.
- What will happen if you don't get it?
- I will get it, no doubt about it.
What Is Your Job Right Now?
- What is your goal for the next 2 hours?
- My goal for the next 2 hours is beg for a lot of money and buy a lottery ticket and win the lottery.
- What do you need to accomplish?
- Winning the lottery.
- Who can help you with this?
- The people who give me money for the lottery ticket.
- What can help you with this?
- The money that the kind people of Madrid gave me for a lottery ticket